( searching 106 episodes of Giant Friday!)

• Giant Friday - #03 Implant

  [[Ed, Narrator Chicken, and a random lady are outside some kind of market. Ed is wearing a walrus t-shirt that says, DREAM]] Narrator Chicken: Ed's electronic donut implant got him wi-fi, Simulated-fresh-baked-goodness, and of course, ladies. {{title-text: #03 Implant}}
  
  

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• Giant Friday - #90 He's No Chicken

  [[His degree says Harvard.]] Narrator Chicken: Sorry Dolores, I have to chuck it all and go for my dream.
  
  

  http://giantfriday.com/90.html

• Giant Friday - #98 Sidekick

  Narrator Chicken: My dear friends out in cyberspace, I have a confession to make - I am sometimes a lonely chicken. Let me assure you, I am fully committed to my important role as chronicler of bizarre and obscure observations, but frankly, being omniscient all by yourself can feel a little empty. So I've decided to hold auditions for a spunky sidekick. This won't be an easy search, mind you. It's not easy to find a dashing, loyal, clever, adventurous sidekick these days. I'm thinking somewhere between Ernest Penfold and Kimmy Gibbler ought to do it.
  
  

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• Giant Friday - #62 Motorpsyche

  Narrator Chicken: To the surprise of no one, Ned's motorpsyche failed to impress Laura. Laura: I'm not impressed.
  
  

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• Giant Friday - #82 Aquariums & Amusement Parks

  [Sign says, "Approx. wait 10 min from here " Kid: I wanna ride the dolphins! Mom: Honey, the line's much too long. Why don't we go ride the jellyfish? Narrator Chicken: I'm glad
  
  

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• Giant Friday - #106 Finale

  Narrator Chicken: Well friends... here I was looking near and far for an awesome sidekick, when I realized he was right here all the time - Leg! We've gotta get goin', leg and me. We've got days to save and mysteries to solve and miles to go before we sleep. So long...
  
  

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• Giant Friday - #71 Cartoon Moms

  Narrator Chicken: Cartoon moms have a full-time job. Girl: Hey Mom! What's the difference between boys and girls? Mom: Well honey, women have lips, men don't.
  
  

  http://giantfriday.com/71.html

• Giant Friday - #32 Factory Farming

  {{Farmer Earl has a bag of Factory Seeds, and is standing next to rows of "Power Plants" and "Chemical Plants."}} Narrator Chicken: To simultaneously bolster America's dwindling agricultural production and sold-out industrial base, Earl tried factory farming. Earl: Refineries is high this year.
  
  

  http://giantfriday.com/32.html